woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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