How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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