And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm both gender and math confused
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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