I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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