Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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