I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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