After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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