Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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