There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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