it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize