Yo dont text me then not text me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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