Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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