Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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