The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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