I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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