If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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