I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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