This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Did I show you my penis last night?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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