Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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