My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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