do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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