Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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