there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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