i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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