he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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