Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I did not marry a roomba.
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