dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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