did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you didnt know i had herpes?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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