Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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