the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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