you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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