Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
sex in a hospital.. check
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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