Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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