My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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