why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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