In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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