Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
God, I missed his penis.
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