just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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