And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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