CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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