you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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