You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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