school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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