So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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