let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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