is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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