i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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