at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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