Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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