im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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