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Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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