My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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