awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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