At least make sure they are 18
Why
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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