and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
