i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize